I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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