he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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