Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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