I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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