we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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