Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Terrible idea I love it
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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