Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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