He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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