Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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