Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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