don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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