i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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