Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just want nice things and good sex
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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