Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
