You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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