I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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