Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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