i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
soo... how was my night?
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