then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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