Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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