shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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