I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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