She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
