Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Non-Jews are for practice
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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