I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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