Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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