I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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