You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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