his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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