i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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