Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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