For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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