Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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