i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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