It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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