Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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