whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
