"it" just moved
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
