Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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