final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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