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The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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