You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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