Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Randomize
