Got a toothbrush?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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