at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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