It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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