He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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