Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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