Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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