I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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