There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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