Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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