So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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