Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
