so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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