Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So. Much. Porn.
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