dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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