So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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