its not stalking. its research.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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