No I am not eating basil off your cock
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Congratulations! We have a period
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
